What do you get if
you cross a sheep and a space ship ?
Apollo neck woolly jumpers ! |
What do you get if
you cross a pig with a naked person ?
Streaky bacon ! |
What do you get if
you cross a box of matches and a giant ?
The big match ! |
What do you get if
you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?
A high jumper! |
What do you get if
you cross a road with a safari park ?
Double yellow lions ! |
What do you get if
you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A brush with the law ! |
What do you get if
you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ?
A hole in one ! |
What do you get if
you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ?
The poohed piper ! |
What do you get if
you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?
Trunk and disorderly ! |
What do you get if
you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
Central bleating ! |
What do you get if
you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets ?
Ping pong ! |
What do you get if
you cross a pudding and a cow pat ?
A smelly jelly ! |
What do you get if
you cross a pig and a box of itching powder ?
Pork scratching ! |
What do you get if
you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A teddy brrrrr ! |
What do you get if
you cross a computer with a vampire ?
Something new fangled ! |
What do you get if
you cross a tin opener, a vampire and a cricket team ?
An opening bat ! |
What do you get if
you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A lawn mooer ! |
What do you get if
you cross a ice cream with a dog ?
Frost-bite ! |
What do you get if
you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ?
Something pie in the sky ! |
What do you get if
you cross a pair of dogs with a hairdresser ?
A shampoodle and setter ! |
What do you get if
you cross a shoulder bag with a Mallard ?
A ducksack ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dinosaur with a dog ?
Tyrannnosaurus Rex! |
What do you get if
you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers ?
Mad jester United ! |
What do you get if
you cross a Viking and a detective ?
Inspector Norsel ! |
What do you get if
you cross a large computer and a beefburger ?
A big mac ! |
What do you get if
you cross an overheating large computer with a beerburger ?
A big mac and fries ! |
What do you get if
you cross a hat factory and a field of cows ?
A pat on the head ! |
What do you get if
you cross a mouse and a bottle of olive oil ?
A squeak that oils itself ! |
What do you get if
you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?
Puff pastry ! |
What do you get if
you cross a detective with a cat ?
A peeping Tom ! |
What do you get if
you cross a TV programme and a load of sheep ?
A flock-U-mentart ! |
What do you get if
you cross a footballer and a mythical creature ?
A centaur forward ! |
What do you get if
you cross an actress and a glove puppet ?
Sooty and Streep ! |
What do you get if
you cross a pastry and a scary film ?
A Cornish nasty ! |
What do you get if
you cross a pig and a part in a film ?
A ham roll ! |
What do you get if
you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?
A common tater ! |
What do you get if
you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?
Radio waves ! |
What do you get if
you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?
Permanent waves ! |
What do you get if
you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase ?
Not mushroom for your holiday clothes ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with a vampire ?
A were - woof ! |
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